girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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