...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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