I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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