I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
True college students do jello shots in the library
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