people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
organizing the empties. That sober.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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