Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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