Dual....:-)
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
