found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
