That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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