they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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