It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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