VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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