FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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