I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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