she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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