help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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