fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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