CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Drunk is a universal language darling
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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