i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
