So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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