so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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