D3 body, D1 cock
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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