Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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