Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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