I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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