Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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