i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
can u get pink eye on your cock?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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