Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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