not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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