She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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