I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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