the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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