Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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