His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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