Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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