Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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