: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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