he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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