He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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