I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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