I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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