You really coming over, don't trick.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You were trust falling into bushes
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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