got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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