that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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