I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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