he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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