Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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