You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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