I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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