I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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