yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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