So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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