btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
