found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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