curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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