Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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