I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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